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Post by Lord Harrab on Jun 8, 2016 23:11:42 GMT
The tunnel goes further, and there will probably be other ladders or exits further along the way. Make something up. Darko, do you really want me to just make something up? "By the Golden Throne, is that what I think it is?" Nathanial said with mouth agape as he stared at the all-buxom-bikini wearing-sisters of battle crewed Baneblade that had been secreted away in the sewers."Ladies, can you help us with an Ork problem?" he asked. "Of course, although we have one rule for the good Baneblade Anthrax. You must tie me to a bed and give me a spanking" the captain replied. "A spanking?" the other members asked in chorus. "Yes, you must spank all of us!" the captain said with near desperation, "Then after the spanking, the oral sex." Rook barged towards the commotion from the calamitous crew, "Don't worry glory boy I'll save you from this temptress." "Wait, I think I got this one. I think I can defeat them easily, there's only 150 of them." "let me face the Peril." "no its too perilous." "...Bet you're gay." "no i'm not."
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Post by Darko on Jun 9, 2016 11:58:43 GMT
The tunnel goes further, and there will probably be other ladders or exits further along the way. Make something up. Darko, do you really want me to just make something up? I see your point. I'll do a post soon.
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Post by halonachos on Jun 9, 2016 15:16:16 GMT
And to keep in theme with the Monty Python references, well get on with it.
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Post by Warork on Jul 25, 2016 18:58:23 GMT
Well Halo, what's the play? I don't really fancy trying to take on an ork mob with a pointy piece of metal but I also don't fancy running out into the open so they can shoot at us.
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Post by halonachos on Jul 25, 2016 19:19:48 GMT
Well I'm thinking that we can get into that little depot with all of the looted weapons, the battlewagon has a busted engine part, treads, and is lacking ammo for the main gun so taking it now would be kinda silly. The building is bombed out so there's bound to be multiple ways in and out of it that we can use, maybe manage to come out at the rear of the stockpile and either come back out or shoot our way out to the front.
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Post by Darko on Jul 30, 2016 19:22:14 GMT
What have we learned today?
Knocking a giant hole in your defensible position (with a single choke point) to escape and then trapping yourselves inside that no longer defensible position to be swarmed is... not a wise decision.
What else did we learn?
People are stronger when they work together. Rook would be dead if Yorck had made a run for it as planned instead of coming back for him.
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Post by Warork on Jul 30, 2016 19:31:36 GMT
They didn't teach us this shit in boot camp.
Honestly Halo got the better of it...I lost a hand and he got a gimped leg...guess who's going to regret it more when it gets lonely in the barracks?
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Post by halonachos on Jul 31, 2016 3:07:01 GMT
Oh, yeah you lost an arm. Although I do wonder when Rook lost his ability to hear, maybe if he could actually listen to people instead of selectively ignoring certain people we wouldn't have become the Prosthesis Platoon.
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Post by coolyo294 on Jul 31, 2016 4:17:01 GMT
ha ha no hands rook
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Post by Warork on Jul 31, 2016 8:38:07 GMT
Oh, yeah you lost an arm. Although I do wonder when Rook lost his ability to hear, maybe if he could actually listen to people instead of selectively ignoring certain people we wouldn't have become the Prosthesis Platoon. He lost a hand FYI. Although I do wonder when the great inquisitorial stormtrooper forgot that lascannons are loud and in order to get the attention of someone firing one you might have to tap them on the shoulder. I also wonder how he thought it was a great idea to open our flank to attack when we had a perfect bottleneck set up. Maybe if he could pay attention to detail instead of blaming his squadmates for all his fuckups we wouldn't have to call him "Gimpylimp"
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